Thursday, March 31, 2011

I'm Just Using You

Ohayo gasaimasu!  I love you all!

Well, wait.  Um, right now for me it is technically ohayo gasaimasu, but what if somewhere you are reading this after eleven o'clock in the morning!?  Then it would be all wrong!  Then it would have to be 'Konichiwa'!  What do I do, what do I do, what do I do!?

Okay.  I'm calm.  Sorry about that folks.  Yea, so if it is after eleven in the morning for you sorry, but too bad.  Just pretend that I said 'konichiwa', mmkk?  Marvelous!

Now, in case you have not already figured it out on your own, this is my inroductory blog post...  And it has a really strange title.  Why, do you ask?  Because by my creating this blog and you reading it I am using you all in multiple ways.

The Seven Ways I am Using You
  1. I wanted to customize my blog's background and could not do so until I had uploaded my first post.
  2. I enjoy writing and having someone to actually read my utter nonsense, and now you are that someone.
  3. If you read this my ratings may improve and my audience will increase because just one more person has read my blog now.
  4. If you read my blog and like it you are likely to tell someone else, thus increasing my followers even more than you already did simply by reading it yourself.
  5. You are giving me the opportunity to brainwash you all into thinking the way I think.
  6. When I write on here I can vent my frustrations to someone woh doesn't know who I really am, so I don't have to worry about the consequences.
  7. I can't think of any more but this is supposed to be the seven ways I am using you.
Right, so I'm just using you, but are you ready for something crazy?  You are using me too.  You are using my writing for your entertainment.  Yupppers.

So enough of that, right?  I totally agree.  I'd love to tell you all about me, but I haven't the time right now.  I'm in school and am supposed to be working on a project on David Livingstone.  See ya later!  I promise to give a proper introduction then!

Miyake Masumi

2 comments:

  1. Hey! Its Cal! Your bestest friend!!!!! In the reasons that your using us, on the 6th on, second line, the 4th word is spelled wrong!!! You wrote (woh) when you should have writen (who). Fix it now Adi!!!!!!!

    <3~ Cal

    P.S.~ I LOVE YOU!!!!!

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  2. No. I don't want to. So poo for you.
    T_T Miyake Masumi
    aka Adi
    aaka your lover

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